On Meme Sheep
Seen various places...

Instructions:
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

(This is the closest book to my right hand. I am surrounded by books at my desk.

"One of the primary administrative tools that you use to manage Windows 2000 is the Microsfot Management Console. The MMC provides a standardized method to create, save and open administrative tool, which are called consoles. The MMC doesn't provide management functions itself, but it's the program that hosts management applications, called snap-ins, which you use to perform one or more administrative tasks. The MMC is also a great troubleshooting tool."

Ah, no more of this crap... It's from Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional MCSE Training Kit. Blarg...